"Over 60" Perspective

Sent over by a buddy who's definitely over 60. - - - Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do? A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement or shed; when you are done you will have a place to live. - - - Q: How can I increase the heart rate of my 60+ year old husband? A: Tell him you're pregnant. - - -...